Does anyone else think they are a genius?
I can’t be alone in this. I mean just listen to my theories and you know I have solved the world’s problems?
I’ll give you an example of one such thought that makes me realise I am on a par with Einstein. And it’s all due to Covid 19 and the impact it had on pollution levels.
All over the world, pollution levels dropped because of the pandemic keeping people in lockdown. Which I’m assuming was due to fewer cars being on the roads.
As a consequence, I have extrapolated this fact to post Covid 19 and am going to go to the Prime Minister with my proposal.
I will propose that every country in the world has two car-free days a week. And that a law be made to ensure that unless it is an urgent situation ( as during Covid) everyone that can, has two workdays a week at home and don’t use their cars – at all – for those days.
GENIUS!
Just think, places like China, even Sydney would have reduced pollution and based on the results of the two month lockdown period, the emissions of each country would be considerably reduced and ergo the world’s climate problems would at least be eased.
Following through on my proposal, I make an appointment with the Prime Minister and am accepted. I’m now standing outside the door of the Prime Minister’s offices ready to present my theories to him and a group of scientists who have an interest in my proposal.
I’m nervous, very nervous and start coughing up a storm. I can’t seem to catch my breath. I feel there’s a heavyweight on my chest. I’m beginning to panic…when…
I wake up! With the damn cat sitting on my chest meowing for food.
BUGGER!
KJS Writing 