I saw the specialist yesterday.
My metal neck – is fine and dandy. A joke I’ve been dying to use since it’s my Dr’s name. 🤪
I have been given medical permission to go off and live my life to the fullest. Woohoo. But just exactly does that mean?
I already have bright pink and purple hair! I’m already independent and outspoken! I’m already creative and outspoken! I’m already loved and love my dear ones. No… Not just my cats! They too are loud and outspoken, especially when hungry. Come to think on it so am I.
I can see well, hear well and yes speak well. Did I mention I was outspoken?
So what new freedoms have I obtained by getting my Frankenstein’s neck?
Well…My memory has improved…which is good when hubby tries to win a point during our outspoken discussions. I can now use a past mistake made on his part to win the argument! 😱(living together for nearly forty years has its perks.)
And to top off all of those wonderful qualities that I possess, I can now move with speed, including running. I can Bend, lift – weights – not including my very fat cats. Carry, twist and jump ( this shocked me considering I haven’t jumped/run since 1842).
So yes Dr D. I am now freer, thanks to you. and yes you can bet I’m going to enjoy these opportunities. But first!!! Where’s the Champers ?🥂
KJS Writing 